Happy Valentine’s Day! In its honor . . . and all the fake emotions we show during it . . . enjoy today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Lies Everyone Says on Valentine’s Day.
Your love is the only present I want.
Sure, let’s bring the kids on our dinner date.
Signing “Love, Dave” in a card makes up for the 364 days of the year that you’re a jacka**.
Chocolates AND flowers? How original!
I don’t expect sex in return for anything I got you.
I love getting dressed up to go to a fancy restaurant on a weeknight that I would otherwise be in bed by 9.
I didn’t pick this gift up at CVS on the way home.
There’s nothing possessive about insisting that I be your Valentine.
I love you.
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