Malese Jow is 32.  Actress who sings under the name Melise.  She was Linda Park on “The Flash”, Mareth Ravenlock on “The Shannara Chronicles”, and Anna on “The Vampire Diaries”.

Maiara Walsh is 35.  She’s Mia Valdez on “The Last Ship”.  You also know her from “The Starving Games”, “Zombieland”, and “Cory in the House”.

Alessandra Mastronardi is 37.  She plays the Italian beauty Francesca on Aziz Ansari’s Netfilx comedy “Master of None”. 

Regina Spektor is 43.  Biggest hit:  “Fidelity“.

Jillian Michaels is 49.  “Biggest Loser” trainer.  She enjoys female companionship.

Molly Ringwald is 55.

Dr. Dre is 58.

Stupid One-Liner:  Dr. Dre turns 58 this weekend.  He’ll celebrate with his less respected brother, Chiropractor.

Matt Dillon is 59.

Vanna White is 66.  She makes $10 million a year turning letters on “Wheel of Fortune” and is worth $90 million.

Stupid One-Liner:  Vanna White turns 66 this weekend.  We all thought she was the woman with the most worthless job in America . . . then Kamala Harris became vice president.

John Travolta is 69.  He’s worth $250 million and can park jets in his driveway.

Juice Newton is 71.  “Queen of Hearts“ badass.

Cybill Shepherd is 73.

Dennis DeYoung is 76.  Styx singer.  He IS Kilroy!

Styx biggest albums include 1977’s “The Grand Illusion” featuring “Come Sail Away“ and “Fooling Yourself” . . . 1978’s “Pieces of Eight” with “Renegade” . . . 1979’s “Cornerstone” with “Babe” . . . 1981’s “Paradise Theater” with “The Best of Times“ and“Too Much Time on My Hands” . . . AND 1983’s “Kilroy Was Here” with “Don’t Let It End“ and “Mr. Roboto“.

The rest of the band ended up kind of hating Dennis DeYoung for that whole “Mr. Roboto” thing.  

He hasn’t been with Styx since 1999.

Yoko Ono is 90 and inexplicably worth $700 million.

Toni Morrison  (1931 – 2019)  She’s an author that Oprah respects.  She was the first African-American woman to ever receive the Nobel Prize for Literature.  Toni’s also the one who said Bill Clinton was our FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT.

John Hughes  (1950 – 2009) 

He wrote and directed “The Breakfast Club”, “Sixteen Candles”, “Weird Science”, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, and “Planes, Trains & Automobiles”.  He also wrote “Mr. Mom”, the first three “Vacation” movies, “Pretty in Pink”, “Some Kind of Wonderful”, “Uncle Buck” and “Home Alone”.