Ava Max is 29.  “Sweet But Psycho“ singer.

The Weeknd is 33.

Stupid One-Liner:  The Weeknd turns 33 today.  He’ll celebrate with his far less popular brother, The Weekdy.

Elizabeth Olsen is 34.  Scarlet Witch in the MCU and on “WandaVision“.

Mahershala Ali is 49.  He won an Oscar for both “Moonlight” and “Green Book”.  He’ll be playing “Blade“ in the upcoming MCU remake.

Jerome Bettis is 51.  The Bus!  Retired Pittsburgh Steelers running back.

Christopher Eccleston is 59.  He’s Malekith in “Thor: The Dark World”, Destro in the “G.I. Joe” movie, and Matt Jamison on HBO’s “The Leftovers”.

Andy Taylor is 62.  The Duran Duran guitarist, NOT the sheriff of Mayberry.  He split with the rest of the band in 2006, and then published his autobiography “Wild Boy: My Life in Duran Duran“ two years later.

Duran Duran’s biggest albums include . . .

. . . 1981 self-titled debut with “Girls on Film“ and “Planet Earth“.

. . . 1982’s “Rio” with “Hungry Like the Wolf“, “Save a Prayer” and“Rio“.

. . . 1983’s “Seven and the Ragged Tiger” with “Union of the Snake“, “The Reflex” and “New Moon on Monday“.

John McEnroe is 64.  Tennis anger ball. 

He’s married to Patty Smyth, the lead singer of Scandal.  One of the few times I’ve ever seen him smile was when the Lonely Island tapped him for the hilarious (and UNCENSORED) SNL digital short “I Just Had Sex“.

Ice-T is 65.  Original gangsta rapper.  Remember his 1992 song “Cop Killer”?  Now he plays a cop on “Law and Order:  STFU”.

Levar Burton is 66.  Geordi La Forge on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” . . . host of PBS’s “Reading Rainbow” . . . and young Kunta Kinte on “Roots”.

William Katt is 72.  “The Greatest American Hero“.  He was also in two classic horror movies:  “Carrie” in 1976 and “House” in 1986.

Lisa Loring would have been 65.  (1958 – 2023)  Wednesday on the original 1964 version of “The Addams Family”.

James Ingram  (1952 – 2019)  Legendary R&B singer.  His hits include “Baby Come to Me“, “I Don’t Have the Heart“, “Just Once“, and “Somewhere Out There“ from the movie “An American Tail”.

Kim Jong-Il  (1941 – 2011)  His crazy fat son, Kim Jong-un, is worth $5 BILLION . . . and spends $30 million a year on alcohol alone.

Sonny Bono would’ve been 88 today.  But he skied into a tree and died.

Hugh Beaumont  (1909 – 1982)  Ward Cleaver on “Leave It to Beaver”.

Margaux Hemingway  (1954 – 1996)  She OD’d on sedatives, becoming the fifth person in her family to kill herself . . . though her sister Mariel still denies it, saying the original coroner’s report called it an epileptic seizure.

Margaux was found dead in her apartment one day before the 35th anniversary of her grandfather, Ernest Hemingway’s, suicide.  His father, brother and sister had also killed themselves.