Police in Florida are looking for a man who broke into a Joe’s Crab Shack on Saturday in the middle of the night.  He broke a window . . . stole some booze . . . and defecated on the floor for some reason.

There are “white glove” thieves who are meticulous about making sure nothing is disturbed during a break in.  And there are others who will just take a dump in the middle of the floor.

Police in Florida are looking for a man who broke into a Joe’s Crab Shack on Saturday in the middle of the night.

The man was caught on surveillance cameras.  At one point, he grabbed a Joe’s Crab Shack hat and wore it around . . . he stole several items including alcohol . . . and he defecated on the floor.  (???)

The police released some photos asking for help in identifying the man . . . and thankfully, none of them appear to show him POOPING.  It’s unclear if they’d be able to obtain DNA from what he, you know, left behind.