A woman tried to steal Slim Jims from a convenience store in Florida on Monday, and when the female clerk confronted her, she ATTACKED the clerk with the Slim Jims.  The thief was arrested.  The clerk wasn’t hurt.

Slim Jims may not be healthy, but at least they’re not LETHAL.

A 40-year-old woman in Florida named Kacey Breazeale went into a gas station convenience store on Monday . . . and at some point she started shoplifting.

The female clerk caught her . . . and there was an argument.  Kacey made her way to the door, and the clerk ran over and confronted her.

According to the police report, Kacey pushed her . . . and then “struck [her] with two Slim Jim beef sticks that she was stealing.”  (It’s not clear if the Slim Jims were still in their packaging at this point . . . just for the visual.)

Fortunately, the clerk was not injured.

The police caught Kacey, who admitted to the Slim Jim attack.  She was arrested and charged with simple assault and theft.